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Battle of Ages
Play the game that may determine the fate of the world. Execute the plan of a lifetime and all mankind will bow at your feet. Or just play tic tac toe. Hurry man, before there's still time!
The Humor Times
The fun way to stay informed! Featuring the best in editorial cartoons, humor columns and news parody, the Humor Times mercilessly lampoons lame politicians at every opportunity. Shows up in your mailbox once a month.
Obama Accomplishments
The Obameter tracks executive orders and legislation passed by Barrack and his minions. Every time a positive change for the country is made the display is incremented. The meter is refreshed every minute in case this arrogant bonehead makes a good decision.
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Want to trace your roots back to Poland (or Austria)? Maybe you'd like to share a family moment. Perhaps you're trying to return the power tools you borrowed last year. The Swatkowski family weblog and message center is back. Take a few seconds and let us know what you've been up to lately.
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Is that a pickle in your shorts or un palillo grasoso de carne de res? Take the KLorg jeu de traduction and test your skill.
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Minutia Manager
You think your boss sucks? Not compared to this guy. With his ridiculous blend of home spun analogies and dumb ass remarks, MoGee the Minutia Manager defines condescending. The sad part is he doesn't even realize he is being a jerk. MoGee is proof positive that all jerks are stupid jerks.
Click on MoGee's face an he'll spew forth stupidity as only the Minutia Manager can.
Logo Bomb Explodes
After many months of torture under Mogee's oppressive reign, his disgruntled crew deployed a diabolical company logo which replaced the signature graphic sent with email messages by their doomed associates. The logo was modified to exact revenge on the evil presence that threatened to destroy the division, and the world.
In an obvious act of divine intervention, MoGee was fired three days after the logo bomb exploded! (See signature image below).
Warmest Regards,
Bea Tindown
Customer Abuse Manager
Tremble Nastigation, Inc.
Visitor Commentary
MoGee hails from Waterhead, Missouri. This explains his need to see documented proof for every element of being. Not to infer that all managers from Missouri are inept and incompetent, but here are a few visitor comments about management types from the Show Me state.