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Battle of Ages
Play the game that may determine the fate of the world. Execute the plan of a lifetime and all mankind will bow at your feet. Or just play tic tac toe. Hurry man, before there's still time!
The Humor Times
The fun way to stay informed! Featuring the best in editorial cartoons, humor columns and news parody, the Humor Times mercilessly lampoons lame politicians at every opportunity. Shows up in your mailbox once a month.
Obama Accomplishments
The Obameter tracks executive orders and legislation passed by Barrack and his minions. Every time a positive change for the country is made the display is incremented. The meter is refreshed every minute in case this arrogant bonehead makes a good decision.
Are You a SWAT?
Want to trace your roots back to Poland (or Austria)? Maybe you'd like to share a family moment. Perhaps you're trying to return the power tools you borrowed last year. The Swatkowski family weblog and message center is back. Take a few seconds and let us know what you've been up to lately.
Language Laughs
Is that a pickle in your shorts or un palillo grasoso de carne de res? Take the KLorg jeu de traduction and test your skill.
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Wanna See Me Naked?
Lots of people think I'm just a crazy blonde with big attributes but, I'm sane-er than them. How long did it take those losers to knock down a few hundred million? Didn't happen. Getting back to why you are here, I've got a killer body you simply must see, so click on the button below and I'll bare all just for you.
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