Our swelling, itching Joke-A-Matic Brain cranks out one liners, limericks and jokes that kill. Like an Austrian Death Machine Terminator on nitrous oxide.
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You ain't seen nothing yet. This guy is for real and making peoples' lives miserable every day. Meet Satan's supervisor.
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