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Elvis, the undisputed king of rock and roll, touched the hearts and ears of millions of fans. Then he died...or did he?
Since his "death" the King has been spotted in several locations all over the world. Specially trained KLorg! Photographers, along with some leads from the KLorg! DOI (Department of Insanity), were able to sneak these few select shots of the king in a few of his many hideouts.
Elvis is suspected to be somewhere in Kansas, but his exact wearabouts are unknown. These are the latest photos of the King.