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The King
Elvis, the undisputed king of rock and roll, touched the hearts and ears of millions of fans. Then he died...or did he?
Since his "death" the King has been spotted in several locations all over the world. Specially trained KLorg! Photographers, along with some leads from the KLorg! DOI (Department of Insanity), were able to sneak these few select shots of the king in a few of his many hideouts.
Elvis Sightings
Elvis is suspected to be somewhere in Kansas, but his exact wearabouts are unknown. These are the latest photos of the King.
- The Great Wall of China
The first stop in his World Tour. - The Giza Pyramids
A brief stop-over in Africa before returning to the US. - The White House
At the President's Birthday Party. - Grand Rapids
Visiting his baby's momma. - The Moon
Was Neil Armstrong the first to visit the moon? - Postwar Nagasaki
After the Atom Bomb. - The Eiffel Tower
The last leg of the World Tour. - Mt. Rushmore
His 2001 Summer Reunion Concert. - Mt. St. Helens
Shortly after going into hiding. - Trailer Park
His last known location.