Select you weapon and fight your way through four terrorist packed scenarios in Europe and the Middle East.
How about a nice game of chess? Maybe a quick tour of Falcon's maze. We don't have either, but do feature a slough of three minute web games..
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The fun way to stay informed! Featuring the best in editorial cartoons, humor columns and news parody, the Humor Times mercilessly lampoons lame politicians at every opportunity. Shows up in your mailbox once a month.
The burrito has been a staple food in many lands for hundreds of years. Western culture has spawned a variety of "perfect" burritos. From the lowly convenience store microwave burrito, to the football size versions found in Summit, Illinois.
Build your favorite burrito, and find out what topping selection says about your personality, your life, your past, your future. Be amazed as the tortilla wrapped seuth sayer reveals all.
Click "Submit" after you've filled out the form. You'll be stunned as the Psychic Burrito tells your fortune!