A Few Farts
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KLorg! Opinion Poll
Now that you've had the opportunity to soak up the tattoo images presented here which do YOU think is coolest. I'm pretty sure skull and flames wins hands down, but maybe you're a cat lover.
Do NOT Drink and Ink
So all the kids have a tattoo now. What-Ever. My cousin decided to express her uniqueness by getting a tattoo - like ALL of her friends.
I figure, hey, I'm smart too. It's not like everyone says, I can think for myself. Quart of Jack later I got this really cool tattoo of my own ( me on right ). MUCH cooler than my cousin's and with me until my skin dies.
Anyway, I bled like a stuck pig for a week and got a wicked infection. Lots of gauze and antibiotics. I threw up a couple of times changing the dressing. Did I mention how cool my tat is?
Mine has flames like a race car, not some chick vine thing. Plus, my awesome L.A. ( lard ass ) ink has a skull! That makes me the bad-est old fart on the block. In your face, punks.
Holy Cat Crap, Tat Man
So my super cool flame and skull tattoo was really a Cracker Jack prize. No harm done once I sobered up.
Here's one that will bear regret forever! Definitely the cat's ass (pun intended). If this guy's belly gets fatter the kitty's butt gets larger. What the heck would possess someone to go this far? Seriously, cocktails and cat tails do not mix!
Hope this guy never ends up in jail or prison as he'll likely end up the cell block "kitty".
Birthplace of Interactive Humor
The first early humoroid paintings were discovered accidentally in pre-revolutionary France during a typical surrender to Celtic invaders. Deep inside the caves at Lascaux ancient hunter-artists painted pictures of early interactive humor on the walls. Experts believe this primitive drawing depicts a prehistoric "hot foot".
In the 1740s Juhav Toulaffe categorized five types of humoroid interactivity that are prevalent even today in modern web sites. The first is backside humor - humor related to excrement and flatulence (poop and fart jokes). Next is humor at the expense of others - humor derived by subjecting another being to the brunt of an action. Fifth is general humor - who scored several decisive victories in Austria during the First World War.
The creators of KLorg! embrace Toulaffe's research and strive to provide all five categories of humor to our visitors. Click on any one of the Specialty links on this page and experience what has been termed funny, useless and just plain stupid.
Best Viewed
This interactive humor web site is best viewed at 1024 X 768 pixels after a twelve pack and / or some prescription pain killers.