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Psychic Burrito
Load up a tortilla with your favorite burrito ingredients and be amazed as the Psychic Burrito predicts your future.
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Freedom Countdown
Americans are increasingly disenchanted with the constitution stomping thug in the White House. Six trillion dollars of new debt, Fast and Furious, Benghazi, lies and cover ups will surely prove Obama Claus to be the worst President in history. The return of freedom to our Republic begins in 1338 days.
Wow This Sucks
KLorg! is proud to have been recognized as a minimal web presence by Pissed Off Magazine. We are sucking extremely hard to repeat this honorable distinction.
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Favorite Farts
Poop and farts are staples of elegant humor. Take your pick from our assortment of flatulent films.
- Toot Tones: Ring for cover. WMV Smell this »
- SmartBeep: We've got chemistry. REAL Smell this »
- Got Beano?: I need some cuddle time. WMV Smell this »
- Preggers: Due any day now. WMV Smell this »
Scott Swat Video
Mockumentaries, time lapse and day in the life clips courtesy Scott TV.
- Egg Science: Hot enough to fry an egg? REAL Watch this »
- Nutrition: Public Service Announcement. WMV Watch this »
- Happy Kid: Post MTV generation teen. WMV Watch this »
- Pumpkin Smash: Gourd flying in Texas. REAL Watch this »
- Plumber of The Hill: Hank, Bobby, pipe dope. REAL Watch this »
- Jack O Carving: Careful with the knife Herman. WMV Watch this »
- Magic Bunny: Say some magic words. REAL Watch this »
- Water Bite: Eva Dog Discovers Hose. WMV Watch this »
- On Stage: Grandma Goes Joyriding Live. WMV Watch this »
- Parent Night: Band Shenanigans. WMV Watch this »
Shooting Shootings
Beer, guns, kids and a video camera. Here is where fun inevitably turns to tragedy.
- Beer Can Assassin: Miller can vs .22 caliber. Watch this »
- Lemon Hunter: Hunting dangerous citrus fruit. Watch this »
- Full Auto!: Emptying a mag in the back yard. Watch this »
- Potato Shooter: Garlic mashed the hard way. Watch this »
- Ginger Waco: So long ginger bread man. Watch this »
- Little Big Gun: Get this guy a beer and a silencer. Watch this »
Desert Vista High School Bands
Ahwatukee Desert Vista band performances. Videos from marching, concerts and competitions.
- Music For All: Indy invitational 2012. WMV Watch this »
- 2011 Holiday Concert: Louie 3 for all. WMV Watch this »
- State Champions: DVMB wins again in 2011. WMV Watch this »
- Winter Concert: 2010 Holiday show. WMV Watch this »
- Homecoming: October 2010 Transport. WMV Watch this »
- Winter Concert: Special 2009 performance. WMV Watch this »
- Marching Band Fusion: DVMB highlights. WMV Watch this »
- ASU Band Day 09: Thunder Band champions. WMV Watch this »
- Desert Vista Winter Concert: 2008 show. WMV Watch this »
- DVMB Rock the Notes: Civilization. WMV Watch this »
- Desert Vista Marching Band: Go Big Blue. WMV Watch this »
European Vacation Movies
Scott girls document their trip to the old country as they tour Europe by land and sea.
- England: Changing of the guard. WMV Watch this »
- Switzerland: Fahrten on Lake Lucerne. WMV Watch this »
- Germany: Groove the Rhein polka. WMV Watch this »
- Italy: Roadtrip in Venice. WMV Watch this »
- Vatican: Dead popes society. WMV Watch this »
- Monaco: Casino Royale with cheese. WMV Watch this »
- France: Gay ( not that way ) Paris. WMV Watch this »
Mooninites Lock In
A video tribute to the 5000 dimensional moon dwellers, Ignignokt and Err. No one can defeat the quad laser. Seize all pennies at once.
- Ode to the Mooninites »
- The time for maturity is over - Mooninites 1 »
- And smoke while doing so - Mooninites 2 »
- Get drunk and rip off a ten speed - Mooninites 3 »
- A Pride obliterating bitch slap - Mooninites 4 »
- Nobody makes it past level 3 - Mooninites 5 »
- Yeast unleashed in the east - Mooninites 6 »
- Do as the Scorpions have done - Mooninites 7 »
- Master Shake project outtakes - Mooninites 8 »