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Sound bytes, general and all around funny

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Blue sound bytes, meaning fart noises

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Sound bytes from slightly humorous movies

Sometimes movies aren't entirely entertaining. To decrease the time wasted on not being entertained we have painstakingly taken the hilights from movies we find quite funny.

Ha, ha.

Tommy Boy is the favorite with Chris Farley. Billy Madison is an Adam Sandler masterpiece. Blazing Saddles is a Mel Brooks creation. If you have any requests or suggestions for funny film sound bytes, please contact us.

Here are Klorg's abridged hilights from several slightly humorous movies. Sounds from:

I felt like there should be some closing text on the bottom of the list, without it the page looked funky.