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Sound bytes, general and all around funny
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- Call for Super Chicken
- Tree Huggin Hippie Crap
- Can't Do this All Day
- Kill My Boss?
- Sorry girlfriend, can't do that
- Living in a world of make believe
- What will we do tomorrow, Brain?
- We're on a mission from god
- Existensial exhuberation
- Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Blue sound bytes, meaning fart noises
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Sound bytes from slightly humorous movies
Sometimes movies aren't entirely entertaining. To decrease the time wasted on not being entertained we have painstakingly taken the hilights from movies we find quite funny.
Tommy Boy is the favorite with Chris Farley. Billy Madison is an Adam Sandler masterpiece. Blazing Saddles is a Mel Brooks creation. If you have any requests or suggestions for funny film sound bytes, please contact us.
Here are Klorg's abridged hilights from several slightly humorous movies. Sounds from:
- Tommy Boy
- Billy Madison
- Blazing Saddles
I felt like there should be some closing text on the bottom of the list, without it the page looked funky.