So you followed the links in the yellow navigation band above and still can't find the Holy Grail of fun? Type a keyword into the search box and tune your browser for maximum stupidity.
Eight Years and 10 trillion dollars, what have we got to show for it? President Trump! Thank you Bath House Barry. MAGA
You ain't seen nothing yet. This guy is for real and making peoples' lives miserable every day. Meet Satan's supervisor.
How about a nice game of chess? Maybe a quick tour of Falcon's maze. We don't have either, but do feature a slough of three minute web games..
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Jenna Jameson has a new web cam! So do we, with 60 percent less naked. Check out the KLorg staffers as they drink heavily to relax inhibitions. Or check out the cameras located outside of the office.
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Should I speak louder? Try our Rosetta Stoned language quiz.
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Our swelling, itching Joke-A-Matic Brain cranks out one liners, limericks and jokes that kill. Like an Austrian Death Machine Terminator on nitrous oxide.
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A crappy collection of poop and fart .wav format sound files. Crank ( no pun intended ) up your PC speakers and share with your cubicle mates.
Do NOT miss the opportunity to listen to all the KLorg Radio broadcasts. Produced by the legendary Bruce Dickenson in the basement of the local machine shop with a Close-N-Play and a car radio out of a '79 Ford. You simply can't miss these shortwave quality podcasts.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Big Jags are back. Like so many bad eighties bands the Big Jags produced a digitally remastered recording of stuff that was not good enough to make the cut on previous releases. Not to say any of their music ever made the top ten, but it is available on Amazon.com in the "Less than one hit wonders" category. Today, they are all wearing gold plated diapers.
A few more silly sound clips in .wav format. Once you've heard them all play the rimshot one more time and leave it open. It'll come in handy when you get to the Joke-A-Matic Brain.
Tommy Boy is a sound byte favorite with Chris Farley. David Spade plays the perfect accomplice to the big man, these two comedians represent the modern day Laurel and Hardy. "You're trailing off, did I hear a niner in there?"