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So you followed the links in the yellow navigation band above and still can't find the Holy Grail of fun? Type a keyword into the search box and tune your browser for maximum stupidity.
Obama Accomplishments
The Obameter tracks executive orders and legislation passed by Barrack and his minions. Every time a positive change for the country is made the display is incremented. The meter is refreshed every minute in case this arrogant bonehead makes a good decision.
Boss A Jerk?
You ain't seen nothing yet. This guy is for real and making peoples' lives miserable every day. Meet Satan's supervisor.
All Pigbag Radio
Crank up the All PigBag streaming radio feed, lock your computer, go to lunch. Your co-workers will love you!
We Will Rock You »
Jenna Web Cam
Jenna Jameson has a new web cam! So do we, with 60 percent less naked. Check out the KLorg staffers as they drink heavily to relax inhibitions. Or check out the cameras located outside of the office.
Language Laughs
Is that a pickle in your shorts or un palillo grasoso de carne de res? Take the KLorg jeu de traduction and test your skill.
Lost in Translation »
Robot Comic Brain
Our swelling, itching Joke-A-Matic Brain cranks out one liners, limericks and jokes that kill. Like an Austrian Death Machine Terminator on nitrous oxide.
Its NOT a Tumor »
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Crappy Sounds
A crappy collection of poop and fart .wav format sound files. Crank ( no pun intended ) up your PC speakers and share with your cubicle mates.
Radio, Radio!
Do NOT miss the opportunity to listen to all the KLorg Radio broadcasts. Produced by the legendary Bruce Dickenson in the basement of the local machine shop with a Close-N-Play and a car radio out of a '79 Ford. You simply can't miss these shortwave quality podcasts.
Big Jags - Lawn Jockey
Ladies and gentlemen, the Big Jags are back. Like so many bad eighties bands the Big Jags produced a digitally remastered recording of stuff that was not good enough to make the cut on previous releases. Not to say any of their music ever made the top ten, but it is available on Amazon.com in the "Less than one hit wonders" category. Today, they are all wearing gold plated diapers.
Audio Humor
A few more silly sound clips in .wav format. Once you've heard them all play the rimshot one more time and leave it open. It'll come in handy when you get to the Joke-A-Matic Brain.
Tommy Boy Movie Quotes
Tommy Boy is a sound byte favorite with Chris Farley. David Spade plays the perfect accomplice to the big man, these two comedians represent the modern day Laurel and Hardy. "You're trailing off, did I hear a niner in there?"