So you followed the links in the yellow navigation band above and still can't find the Holy Grail of fun? Type a keyword into the search box and tune your browser for maximum stupidity.
The Obameter tracks executive orders and legislation passed by Barrack and his minions. Every time a positive change for the country is made the display is incremented. The meter is refreshed every minute in case this arrogant bonehead makes a good decision.
You ain't seen nothing yet. This guy is for real and making peoples' lives miserable every day. Meet Satan's supervisor.
Crank up the All PigBag streaming radio feed, lock your computer, go to lunch. Your co-workers will love you!
We Will Rock You »
Jenna Jameson has a new web cam! So do we, with 60 percent less naked. Check out the KLorg staffers as they drink heavily to relax inhibitions. Or check out the cameras located outside of the office.
We dare you, double dog dare you. Take Jule's and Vincent's challenge but try real hard not to screw up. Is that a Big Kahuna Burger?
Royale With Cheese »
Take out some terrorists in a first person shooter, play lame word games or hock a mega loogie with the MTV power duo.
Go For High Score »
A crappy collection of poop and fart .wav format sound files. Crank ( no pun intended ) up your PC speakers and share with your cubicle mates.
Do NOT miss the opportunity to listen to all the KLorg Radio broadcasts. Produced by the legendary Bruce Dickenson in the basement of the local machine shop with a Close-N-Play and a car radio out of a '79 Ford. You simply can't miss these shortwave quality podcasts.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Big Jags are back. Like so many bad eighties bands the Big Jags produced a digitally remastered recording of stuff that was not good enough to make the cut on previous releases. Not to say any of their music ever made the top ten, but it is available on Amazon.com in the "Less than one hit wonders" category. Today, they are all wearing gold plated diapers.
A few more silly sound clips in .wav format. Once you've heard them all play the rimshot one more time and leave it open. It'll come in handy when you get to the Joke-A-Matic Brain.
Tommy Boy is a sound byte favorite with Chris Farley. David Spade plays the perfect accomplice to the big man, these two comedians represent the modern day Laurel and Hardy. "You're trailing off, did I hear a niner in there?"