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var how_many_links = 6;
var now = new Date()
var sec = now.getSeconds()
var link = sec % how_many_links;
link +=1;
if (link==1) {
ttl="W.C. Fields"
txt="Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fornicate in it.";

}
if (link==2) {
ttl="Dave Barry";
txt="Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.";


}
if (link==3) {
ttl="Frank Sinatra"
txt="I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ";

}
if (link==4) {
ttl="Ernest Hemingway"
txt="An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.";

}
if (link==5) {
ttl="Stephen Wright"
txt="24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?";

}
if (link==6) {
ttl="Henny Youngman"
txt="When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.";

}

document.write('<p>' + txt + '</p>');
document.write('<p class="tork">' + ttl + '</p><br />');

// End -->