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Select you weapon and fight your way through four terrorist packed scenarios in Europe and the Middle East.
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KLorg! is proud to have been recognized as a minimal web presence by Pissed Off Magazine. We are sucking extremely hard to repeat this honorable distinction.
Greetings Professor
How about a nice game of chess? Maybe a quick tour of Falcon's maze. We don't have either, but do feature a slough of three minute web games..
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The staff at KLorg! are generally misfits and malcontents. Long lunch and web surfing skills are widely represented among our associates. The recent acquisition of Loserwatch.com has resulted in scales of economy (we fired all of their folks) that assure our survival in this hostile economic environment.
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