Friends of KLorg!
KLorg Interactive is primarily funded by couch cushion change and recycling aluminum cans. Satisfy your philanthropic desires by contributing to the cause. Donations are guaranteed secure. KLorg! is never tested on animals and certified dolphin safe.
KLorg Radio
Podcasts and play lists for your listening pleasure. Tune in to these fine streaming audio broadcasts. Shortwave quality and in stereo.
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Totally Useless
Our hard work and outstanding achievements do not go unoticed. Have we won a Pulitzer or Nobel prize? Negative. We do, however, hold the dubious distinction of being three time winners of the Useless Award.
A Few Farts
Gas up without spending a fortune. You won't even need a can of Glade unless you have a really vivid imagination.
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Are You a SWAT?
Want to trace your roots back to Poland (or Austria)? Maybe you'd like to share a family moment. Perhaps you're trying to return the power tools you borrowed last year. The Swatkowski family weblog and message center is back. Take a few seconds and let us know what you've been up to lately.
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Management Team
KLorg! Interactive has been serving up best of breed do nothing, time killing all around fun for over a decade. Our management is comprised of burger joint rejects who managed to produce some fine looking resumes. Get yourself a fake degree, be prepared to lie during interviews and you're a vice president.
The staff at KLorg! are generally misfits and malcontents. Long lunch and web surfing skills are widely represented among our associates. The recent acquisition of Loserwatch.com has resulted in scales of economy (we fired all of their folks) that assure our survival in this hostile economic environment.
Contact Us
We receive countless emails regarding the all natural herbal enlargement of our thingies, foreclosure reports and the frequent "pass along or die" prayer. We review and appreciate every last word, but can't always return each message. Rest assured that your correspondence are prioritized right along with chain emails and significantly above male enhancement supplement ads.
Advertising & Sponsorship
KLorg Interactive offers a wide variety of advertising opportunities and link exchanges throughout our service to drive traffic and revenue to your website. Interested in targeting specific audiences by keywords, word phrases, domains, or channels? Our marketing slackers can make it happen ... eventually.
Terms and Conditions
By using KLorg!, you agree, without limitation or qualification, to be bound by, and to comply with, these Terms and Conditions and any other posted stupidity or rules applicable to any individual KLorg! Network web site, product or service.
KLorg! content may cause drowsiness, do not operate heavy machinery. These pages reduce the body's absorption of fat during digestion, which may lead to oily discharge. Author assumes no responsibility for beverages or food passed through nasal passages while viewing these pages.
Under no circumstances shall KLorg! be held liable for anything whatsoever resulting directly or indirectly from acts of nature, forces, or causes beyond its reasonable control, including, without limitation, poor editing, weak content, lame humor, breaking wind, indigestion, acts of god, or loss of or fluctuations in heat, light, or weather.